If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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