I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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