normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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