considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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