me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
he was CRYING into my vagina
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
being pregnant is like rehab
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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