I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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