I hate your face
drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
found the other keg... it's in the tree
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
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