so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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