ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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