I'm so fucking centered right now
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Randomize
