I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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