at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
He shit in the fireplace
Come on in and take your pants off
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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