watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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