"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
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