and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
.......
I'm just looking out for you.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
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