she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
You're like the curious george of whores
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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