that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
two words...techno handjob
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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