she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
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