just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
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