Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
Floor bacon is actually really good
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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