R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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