? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
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