I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
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