Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
Randomize
