That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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