Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
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