it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
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