what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
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