she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
You brought string cheese to the strip club
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
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