Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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