I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
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