doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
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