just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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