I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
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