i don't plan on having that self control this summer
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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