Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
I looked at my own cervix.
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
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