I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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