Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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