so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
i out mim tonsoeep
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