I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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