we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
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