I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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