Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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