I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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