it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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