We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
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