Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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