Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
i love accidental penises.
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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