if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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