Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
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