Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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