And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
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