No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
I'm just going to tell you this I knocked up your girlfriend. I didn't mean to I thought it was somebody else I wasn't drunk but it was dark.
The truth is better her than my wife.
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