i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
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