..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
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